| When people aren't asking questions |
| They're making suggestions |
| And when they're not doing one of those |
| They're either looking over your shoulder or stepping on your toes |
| And then as if that weren't enough to annoy you |
| They employ you. |
| Anybody at leisure |
| Incurs everybody's displeasure. |
| It seems to be very irking |
| To people at work to see other people not working, |
| So they tell you that work is wonderful medicine, |
| Just look at Firestone and Ford and Edison, |
| And they lecture you till they're out of breath or something |
| And then if you don't succumb they starve you to death or something. |
| All of which results in a nasty quirk: |
| That if you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough extra money so that you
won't have to work. |
